dear blog :3

dear blog, how long is my life? why i should know this life? why should i know the truth?
dear blog, long time no see..:)
blog.. i gotta headache yesterday.. until now. P.E, calisthenics was DISASTER! i dont like that.. if just front roll and khayang maybe i can do that.. but "singkap lilin"? its disaster! make my body stiff! swt!
the sports i like just basketball badminton, tennis, swimming, run, etc. although im not good at sports... but i like it XD
i want to say:

JUST SAY NO TO CALISTHENICS!! ergh

BETE

Bete banget! udah mau masuk sekolah rasanya mendingan ga usah masuk aja selamanya ==""
BETE abis... mana tugas banyak belom kelar lagi.. bgimana ini??
ARGH!! SEBEL GUA!
Ini udah Sabtu.. Besok Minggu.. Besoknya udah SENIN!!!!!!
MALES BANGET MASUK SEKOLAH!! RASANYA MENDINGAN ANYUT KE MADAGASCAR AJA DARIPADA SKOLAH..

Sama Aja

Semua orang di dunia sama aja =="
Nilai gw selalu kaya gitu =="
Cihh...
Emang gua sejahat itu apa ama kalian ya?
=="" =="" ==""
Gua lagi gua lagi =="
Salah mulu gua....
Semua orang selalu bilang ama gua kaya gitu..
Sopo yo yg bisa bener2 ngertiin gw??
Hmm...
Gw rasa SAHABAT SEJATI itu emang kaga ada dahh..
ckckckk
==""

Males dah!

Males banget dah!!!
Masa libur-libur dikasih tugas setumpuk gitu! ga bangett!!!!
Kalo gitu sih lebih baik ga usah libur ajaa!
Bayangin aja.. tugas setumpuk banyak gitu!

• IPS meringkas bab 15 yang tebelnya buju bunehh..
• MAT bikin latihan buku paket ber nomor 1-20/15 *gila*
• BIO meringkas bab 10-11 setress abis!
• B Ing bikin latihan buku Challenges..
• Fisika bikin LKS selembar PENUH. gilaaaa!!!!!
• B Ind wawancara gw blom diketik..
• terus.. IPS gw praktek blom kelarrr!
• teruss... KESENIAN GW SANG SENI RUPA YANG RUPAWAN! boro2 selesai... ada 3/2 tugas yg blom kelarr!!!!!
• apa lagi kaga inget dah tuh!

Gimana kaga stress coba gw di kasih tugas bergunung gitu pas libur =="
Dimana-mana orang kalo libur, maunya tuh NYANTAI.
ini malah... SANGAT NYANTAI. SAKING SANTAINYA..
jadi SIBUK gw..
=="""""
LIBURAN YANG TIDAK MENYENANGKAN. >:(

Sike!

Sike! kesel gw! tuh anak kebo ngelunjak! valen's day gak ada berharganya sedikitpun dimata gw!
GW SEBEL! THANKSGIVING JUGA BAKALAN SAMA AJA!!!!
SEBEL
SEBEL
SEBEL!
hiihh!!

....

akhirnya apa yg gw bilang beneran kejadian-kan?
halaaahh WTF lahh...
Good friend pala ama pantat lu sumbing noh!
hihh!

Bastard!

Dasar, nyemot!
Cape gw cuyyyy!
Gw pengen nangis lepas, kaya *****..
Tapi boro2 bisa...
Aii lahhh..

Imbas

Kenapa Cougars yang bubar, gw ngerasa, gw deh yang kena imbas?
Ancol banget lah!
Mungkin sekarang pas gw tanya ke Feli,
Dia masih mao ngomong ama gw...
Tapi paling besok juga boro-boro inget nama gw...
Bisa aje ga inget gw idup didunia yang sempit ini.
Gila aje lu semua! Gw udah sabar-sabarin.. Uda tabah-tabahin...
Sekarang NAEK DARAH tau ga?!!
Lu tuh! Kalo mantan Cougars yang laen dateng aje lu sambut...
Pake sejuta senyum termanis yang pernah ada.
KALO GW DATENG AJE! Boro-boro senyum, ngomong ama gw aje blom tentu! Malahan adanya lu semua bikin muka ala kesemek busuk yang baru jatoh dari poon...
Ngeliat gw aje ngelengos!
Bilang aje.. Susah amat! Setiap kali lu selalu ninggalin gw! LU GA PERNAH NGANGGEP GW PENTING!!!!
Kalo anak yang laen LU SEMUA SELALU ANGGEP PENTING!! Tau ga si?!!
Kalo **** pergi lu juga tungguin, lu juga ikut!
KALO GW APA?!!!! GW PERGI, GW MATI, GW KECELAKAAN, GW DIDORONG KELIANG KUBUR, GW DICULIK, GW DIPERKOSA, GW DIBUNUH, LU JUGA GA AKAN PERDULI!!!!!!!
Yang adanya lu malah ketawa BAHAGIA ngeliat gw digituin!!
Apaan tuh namanya good friend?!
TAI lu! GOOD FRIEND, GOOD FRIEND, APA YANG GW BILANG TERJADIKAN?
LU JUGA BAKALAN SAMA KAYA YANG LAENNYA!
PADA AKHIRNYA LU JUGA AKAN JAUHIN GW!
SEMUA ORANG SAMA AJA! GW GA PERNAH BISA LIAT ORANG LAEN GA ANGGEP GW INI PEMBAWA SIAL.
Mungkin pada awalnya temenan sama gw, lu ga akan jauhin gw, lu bakalan bilang lu ga akan ninggalin gw kaya laenya, lu juga bilang gw good friend lu, lu bilang temen sejati itu ga akan pernah ada, dan lu juga bilang kalo gw ama *** itu temen bae lu. Tapi apa intinya?
Intinnya juga lu sama! LU SAMA AJA, SAMA-SAMA ANGGEP GW PEMBAWA SIAL!
LU SAMA AJA JAUHIN GW!
Dasar ****, ****, *******, *****, bener-bener DAMN! DARN! RETARD! BASTARD! KNAVE! SHIT!
Apaan tuh mulut?! Manis banget kata-kata lu?
SO SWEET......................
Tapi berakhir
SO ANNOY! SO KNAVE! SO RETARD! SO BASTARD! SO BITCH! etc.
HAAAAHHH..... Maafin gw deh, emang gw bawa sial buat lu semua mulu.
Kalo emang lu merasa terbebani karena adanya gw yang bikin masalah buat lu,
Yang pasti lu bukan sahabat bae gw. Jadi jangan bacot deh.
Gw juga udah cape lu beginiin terus. Mendingan kalo emang kesel ama gw, ya ga usah kaya bajingan gitu....
Mao bales dendam? Gara-gara waktu itu gw sebel ama lu n ga bilang sama lu?!
Silahkan. Gw udah ga peduli. Udah pusing!
Kalo perlu, supaya ga ribet, lu langsung "bina" aje gw... ato musnahin skalian!
Tancep langsung pake piso di ruang tabog. Ato pinjem gunting orang terus langsung tusuk! Lu tusuk 12 bagian kalo perlu *ih wawww.. sadis, tapi kok mirip sate yak? ckck*!! Mutilasi jadi 8 bagian! Ato lu kasih gw minuman beracun, racun serangga kek, racun tikus kek, racun gajah kek, racun badak kek.. terserah ape mao lu dah.. *gw mao ngamuk jadi ngakak, gw marah apa ngelawak si?! ga bisa bedainnn... huft!* Atooo.. Mmm... lu dorong gw ke kali ciliwung... Ato dorong gw kejalanan... biar ketabrak tronton kalo perlu.
Gampangkan??!

BT

Blog, BT nih gw.....
Enaknye ngapain yakk? BT BT BT BT BT BT BT
Bangetttttt...................
hikss... kangen Pixxie ahh. ;(

SURAM!

Ni hari ape sih? Ga inget gw... Tau ahh.. bodo. Kalo ga salah si, pas hari Senen.
Pas hari Senen kurang suram apanya idup gw????
PARAH banget... gw ampir di dorong ke "TONG SAMPAH"... Finny ama Feli tegaaa. ckck.
Uda begitu.. Pas ude d jemput gw lgsg diamuk "MASSA"! Gimana gw esmoni gw pas tu hari??
Gile ae... Masa baru masuk ude kena "SIAL"??
Ckckck
Ga lucu tu hari....
ESMONI GW!
ESMONI KALO INGET YANG BEGITU... CKCKCK.. EGAPE dah GW..
MAO DIBILANG APE KEK. TERSERAH LUUU..
Lagian kaya gw peduli ae sama lu.. :P :P :P
Sori deh! Ga Minat.. Ga usah deh mikirin luu..
IDUP gw udah cukup SURAM n banyak MASALAH. Ga usah nambah-nambahin dengan KEHADIRAN lu di idup gw yg GA PENTING itu.
*SoSi amat ya gw?* wkwkkw.. :P
BODO ahh.. EGAPE! :P
Gw smpe tidur mulu... jarang banget keluar kamar pas Senen. Males bgt! Males banget sama orang yg cuma mikirin diri sendiri! GW GA DEMEN ahh.. >:(

English exercise

IH sumpah! parah abis! masa blom kelar2 jugaaaa... lemot aahh
huahh...
capee..
pgn jln2 nih
bt gw.......................... mao ngedit foto, males.. nungguin meitu..
meitu bgs ga siihh?????
wkwk

ORANG GOBLOK BEGINI NIH!

One day, at Yahoo Messenger! :
kairisora96: disini ae
Jason Winata: oc
Jason Winata has selected the "Emoticats" IMVironment.

Jason Winata: kangen y?
Jason Winata: (emo)
kairisora96: najis (emo)
Jason Winata: (emo)
kairisora96: loh? emo yg 1 sala
Jason Winata: hwhwhwwhwhhwhwhw
kairisora96: (emo)
kairisora96: (emo)
Jason Winata: (emo)
Jason Winata: woh
Jason Winata: ad yg nyasar..
kairisora96: ap si? ga je
Jason Winata: =;:-/:-/:-/:-/:-/:-S:-S:-S:-S:-S:(:(:(:(:((:|(:|(:|(:|(:|:):):):):)
kairisora96: GA JELAS!
kairisora96: BACOT AH
Jason Winata: hwhwhwhwhwhwhwh
Jason Winata has selected the "Doodle" IMVironment.

kairisora96: lu mai aplot foto?
kairisora96: lu mao aplot foto?
kairisora96: cr ny buka album, add more photo, terus mark file yg mao d aplot
kairisora96: alay lu!
Jason Winata has selected the "Autumn Leaves" IMVironment.

Jason Winata has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.

BUZZ!!!
kairisora96: tae
kairisora96: najs
kairisora96: najis
Jason Winata: whhwhwhwhwhwhwh
kairisora96: najis
kairisora96: najis
kairisora96: najis
Jason Winata: muach
kairisora96: najis
kairisora96: najis
kairisora96: najis
BUZZ!!!
kairisora96: lu cewe ya?
kairisora96: ih
kairisora96: ga kaya cowo
Jason Winata: cwo
BUZZ!!!
kairisora96: ga gentle
kairisora96: ihhhh..
Jason Winata has selected the "Snowflake" IMVironment.

kairisora96: cewe bgt lu
Jason Winata: muach
Jason Winata has selected the "Emoticats" IMVironment.

Jason Winata has selected the "Orang Utan" IMVironment.

Jason Winata: di sebelah ad anda
BUZZ!!!
kairisora96: tai
Jason Winata: hhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhw
Jason Winata has selected the "Orang Utan" IMVironment.

kairisora96: ah alay ah bopung!
Jason Winata has selected the "Fishtank" IMVironment.

Jason Winata: bopung?
BUZZ!!!
kairisora96: ga ngrti?
kairisora96: bgs de
Jason Winata: jah
Jason Winata has selected the "Buddies" IMVironment.

kairisora96: becong
kairisora96: *bencong
Jason Winata: wew
Jason Winata: Oh... uh... Hello

Jason Winata: liat gambarny
Jason Winata: di chat
Jason Winata: Oh... uh... Hello

Jason Winata: ngupil..
Jason Winata: Ohhhhhh snap!

kairisora96: AH
kairisora96: JASON ALAY BGT LU!
kairisora96: DIEM AH
Jason Winata: (laughing)

kairisora96: JGN PKE AUDIBLE N GANTI2 IM!
kairisora96: GW LG NGRJAIN TUGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Winata: (barfing sound)

kairisora96: GW LAGI BELAJAR TAI!
Jason Winata: ooo
Jason Winata: maap
kairisora96: tai si lu
Jason Winata: maap
kairisora96: tai
Jason Winata: maap
kairisora96: tai
kairisora96: tai
kairisora96: tai
kairisora96: tai
Jason Winata: maap
Jason Winata: (barfing sound)

kairisora96: males ah lu!
kairisora96: TAI
Jason Winata: Talk to the Hand! So, uh, what's going on?

Jason Winata: So where do you want me to stick ya? Cuz you're done.

kairisora96: GO TO HELL
Jason Winata: Haha... you're funny!

Jason Winata: That's not funny. That's not even in the same zip code as funny.

kairisora96: GW GA KONSEN!
kairisora96: TAI
Jason Winata: (laughing)

Jason Winata: (barfing sound)

Jason Winata: Ohhhhhh snap!

Jason Winata: Hey! Put a sock in it!

Jason Winata: Talk to the Hand! So, uh, what's going on?

kairisora96: gw doain lu ga lulus!
Jason Winata: Seriously - do us all a favor and unplug your computer now!

Jason Winata: apun
Jason Winata: ampun
Jason Winata: I'm sorry - was that a typo? Or are you really that stupid?

Jason Winata: I've gotten better IM's from a drunken monkey

kairisora96: tai lu! ngatain gw bego?!!
Jason Winata: kaga...
Jason Winata: I'm sorry - was that a typo? Or are you really that stupid?

kairisora96: itu audibles lu ape?! tai
kairisora96: lu kira gw ga ngrti inggris
Jason Winata: ngasal
kairisora96: ape?!
Jason Winata: Lei gong mey ah?

Jason Winata: Lambat macam siput.

kairisora96: nyemot lah
Jason Winata: 过来..近点...再近点...Kiss！

Jason Winata: Madonna: Quicker than a ray of light she's flying...

Jason Winata: Madonna: Quicker than a ray of light she's flying...

Jason Winata: Madonna: Who's that girl?

Jason Winata: Madonna: Who's that girl?

BUZZ!!!
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: 心中的一團火,要爆了~看我神拳!!

kairisora96: ga bisa diem?! gw bisa cm ngmg ae?!!!
Jason Winata: 我在講你有沒有在聽啦~~你沒在聽嘛

Jason Winata: iia
Jason Winata: iia
Jason Winata: 愛你愛你愛你愛你......愛～～你唷！

Jason Winata: 阿是還要多久.....粉想睡了~

kairisora96: *ga
kairisora96: tai
Jason Winata: bisa..
Jason Winata: janji
kairisora96: bgs.
kairisora96: ngmg ae
kairisora96: ga usa alay!
Jason Winata: janji
Jason Winata: janji
Jason Winata: janji
kairisora96: gnti2 IM.. audibles.
kairisora96: ALAY!
Jason Winata: janji
Jason Winata: janji
Jason Winata: Hey sexy

Jason Winata: Hey! What's the big idea?

Jason Winata: Oh d-d-d-dear!

Jason Winata: Whatddayaknow

Jason Winata: T-I-double-guh-Rrr

Jason Winata: Isn't it romantic?

Jason Winata: Gawrsh!

Jason Winata: Hello there, friend!

Jason Winata: Oh d-d-d-dear!

Jason Winata: Hello, Akata, Akata!

Jason Winata: Gawrsh!

Jason Winata: Gawrsh!

Jason Winata: Gawrsh!

Jason Winata: Gawrsh!

Jason Winata: Gawrsh!

kairisora96: lu lagi gila disney?!
kairisora96: ah bacot la
Jason Winata: 过来..近点...再近点...Kiss！

Jason Winata: Halo Sayang

Jason Winata: Apa Kabar?

Jason Winata: Keren...

Jason Winata: Eh, Dikacangin

Jason Winata: Eh, Dikacangin

Jason Winata: Alamak!

Jason Winata: Lemayan...

Jason Winata: I'm sorry - was that a typo? Or are you really that stupid?

kairisora96: lu ga bisa diem?
Jason Winata: bisa
Jason Winata: So where do you want me to stick ya? Cuz you're done.

Jason Winata: (barfing sound)

kairisora96: ah!
kairisora96: bnci bgt gw sm lu
kairisora96: you just fuckin asshole!
Jason Winata: emg lg buat tgs ap?
Jason Winata: ??????
Jason Winata: ??????
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: Talk to the Hand! So, uh, what's going on?

kairisora96:
Jason Winata: tenang
Jason Winata: emg lg buat tgs ap?
kairisora96: GA BISA! ALAY!
kairisora96: inggris bacot!
Jason Winata: ooooo
kairisora96: mkny diem
Jason Winata: emg knp?
kairisora96: drpd gw ga ladenin?!
Jason Winata: apyun
kairisora96: OTAK GW JADI BUNTU ANJING!
Jason Winata: tgas ap?
kairisora96: INGGRIS BIKIN PRESENTATION
Jason Winata: xuxa?
kairisora96: ASALKAN GW INGT GAMPANG
Jason Winata: ooo
kairisora96: lu prnh d ajarin word builder n sentence builder?
Jason Winata: blm tu bwe...
kairisora96: example noun apaaaa?? msh ingt? gw uda ga ingt.. pljrn SD.
Jason Winata:
Jason Winata: lupa..
Jason Winata: hwhwhwhwhwh
Jason Winata: i love you
Jason Winata: muach
Jason Winata: ne dya yg dri tdi d cri
Jason Winata: hhe
BUZZ!!!
kairisora96: Give some examples of noun???!!!!!!!!!! I hve forgetten that knowledge!!!!! shit you fuckin asshole.. Y cant help me?! SHIT! What primary school student are y?!
Jason Winata: ...
Jason Winata: we
Jason Winata: wewew
Jason Winata: ew
Jason Winata: ew
Jason Winata: ew
Jason Winata: ha?
Jason Winata: apaan?
Jason Winata: whwhhwhwhwhwhwhwhhwhw
kairisora96: If y hve forgotten that knowledge, what ABOUT ME?!!!!!!
kairisora96: ARGH!
Jason Winata: ?
Jason Winata: ga ngerti
Jason Winata: what?
Jason Winata: ???
Jason Winata: whay?
Jason Winata: ???
Jason Winata: what?
kairisora96: think with you logic
kairisora96: shittt! bitch.
kairisora96: hahh...
kairisora96: if y hve forgotten WHAT ABOUT ME??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
kairisora96: hiks
Jason Winata: bigung
kairisora96: ;(
kairisora96:
Jason Winata: yo
Jason Winata: whats up?
kairisora96: i hope your nature is calling =="
Jason Winata: apa....????
Jason Winata: dipanggil ke sna?
kairisora96: ga ngrti ga usah ngmg
kairisora96: usaha cari tau itu artinye ape
kairisora96: ko2 gw slalu ngmg kt2 semacem itu, tp itu versi gw
Jason Winata: oooo
Jason Winata is typing a message.
Jason Winata: : p

Mampoossss.. gw permalukan jg deh lu! muka kaya badak si! :P

Tugas!

Gile! Ni tugas nyemot bener dahh.. Ampe gw berjem-jem ga kelar!
Gw lupaaaaa!!!
LUPA!!
I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT KNOWLEDGE, GUYS!
If Jason, that he's primary school student have forgotten that knowledge, what about me?????
what should I do??
HIKSS...
BINGUNG niiihhh.. TULUNGG!!!!
HELEP! HELEP!!
HELP ME!
EXAMPLES OF NOUN????????
O God.. pls help me...
plssssssss....... :(